Food Menu
Many items can be made vegan or vegetarian upon request. Substitute vegan Cheese $.50
Omelettes
Served with Smashed Yukons and fresh fruit.
$14.75
CHÈVRE
Goat cheese, cherry tomato, & arugula.
$14.75
$16.25
The forbidden one
Served open face topped with grilled chicken, avocado, bacon, tomatoes, house bleu cheese vinaigrette, mozzarella cheese and Cholula.
$16.25
$14.75
Road Dog
House vegan chili and cheddar cheese topped with cilantro.
$14.75
$17.25
Heracles
Chunks of sirloin steak and cheddar cheddar cheese topped with fresh house-made salsa.
$17.25
$13.50
Basic Witch
Three cheese omelet
$13.50
Add Ham | Sausage | Bacon $2
Add Tempeh bacon | Vegan sausage | Fried seitan $2
Add Steak $4.50
Forenoon Fare
$13.50
Morning Ritual
2 eggs to order, smashed Yukons, fresh fruit and choice of protein.
$13.50
$14
Tower of Babel
A polenta pile to reach the heavens. House cheesy polenta patty topped with over easy eggs, spinach, choice of protein, and house-made salsa.
$14
$17.75
Children of the Corn
Our spin on the classic shrimp and grits. House cheesy polenta patty topped with grilled shrimp, smothered in a spicy cajun butter sauce topped with an over easy egg and chopped bacon
$17.75
$14.50
The Doyle (Vegan)
Tofu scramble, smashed Yukons, and house tempeh bacon.
$14.50
$14
The Cultist
Grilled croissant breakfast sandwich with 2 fried eggs, cheese, spinach, avocado, house salsa & choice of protein
$14
$13
Laura Jane Grace (Vegan)
Breakfast sandwich on a toasted Stoneground pretzel bun loaded with house vegan egg, sausage patty, avocado, roasted red peppers, spinach and mayo
$13
Hex Mex
$14
Bandito Tacos
3 corn tacos filled with scrambled eggs, cheese, choice of protein topped with fresh cilantro and house-made salsa.
$14
$14.25
El Mariachi Burrito
Scrambled eggs, potatoes, avocado cream cheese, fresh cilantro & choice of protein, wrapped in a warm flour tortilla & served with house salsa.
$14.25
$12.50
La Llorona
Spicy huevos rancheros - fried corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, eggs to order, topped with a spicy ranchero salsa and cilantro.
$12.50
Add Ham | Sausage | Bacon $2
Add Tempeh bacon | Vegan sausage | Fried seitan $2
Add Steak $4.50
$13
Machete Quesadilla
Scrambled eggs, black beans, cheese, & cilantro in a flour tortilla. Served with a side of house salsa & sour cream.
$13
Add Ham | Sausage | Bacon $2
Add Tempeh bacon | Vegan sausage | Fried seitan $2
Add Steak $4.50
Sweet Sinners
$16.25
Road Warrior
House brined & battered boneless fried chicken thigh on top of a house country cornbread waffle, drizzled with chili oil honey topped with butter
$16.25
$14.25
Squirrel's Nest
Thick cut french toast topped with sweet ricotta roasted hazelnuts and maple syrup.
$14.25
$13.75
Sans Oeufs (Vegan)
Thick cut French toast made with house vegan egg batter, loaded with fresh fruit served with a side of maple syrup.
$13.75
$14.25
Experiment 6.26
Croissant french toast stuffed with Nutella & sliced banana.
$14.25
Vegan Sides
$5.25
House Tempeh Bacon
$5.25
$5.75
Beyond Sausage
$5.75
$5
Fried Seitan
$5
$5.75
Smashed Yukon
$5.75
$5.50
Tofu Scramble
$5.50
$4.50
House Made Vegan Egg
$4.50
$4.25
Fresh Fruit
$4.25
$6.25
Side Salad
$6.25
$2
Toast
$2
Omnivorous Sides
$4.50
Sausage Patties
$4.50
$5
Bacon
$5
$5
Ham
$5
$4.50
2 Eggs to order
$4.50
$5.50
Fried Chicken
$5.50
$5.50
Cheesy Polenta Patty
$5.50
Some items can be made vegan or vegetarian upon request. Substitute vegan Cheese $.50
Sandwiches
Served with a choice of Smashed Yukons, House Salad, or Texas Slaw.
$13.50
Pet Sematary (Vegan)
Golden fried Brussels Sprouts, curried cauliflower, roasted red peppers, pickled red onion and mayo served on a toasted pretzel bun
$13.50
$16
Hail Seitan (Vegan)
Spicy fried seitan topped with pickles, romaine and tomato and mayo served on a toasted stoneground pretzel bun
$16
Can be made carnivorous upon request
$14.50
Kevin Bacon (Vegan)
Vegan BLT prepared with smoked tempeh bacon, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, and vegan mayo served on white.
$14.50
Can be made carnivorous upon request
$15
Poultry in Motion
Oven roasted pulled chicken topped with crushed potato chips, nut & seed crumble, romaine, tomato and pickles and mayo on a toasted pretzel
$15
$14
Boone of your Existence
The ultimate grilled cheese loaded with ham, bacon, avocado, arugula and Cholula
$14
Sliders
Each OR 3 sliders w/ side salad or smashed Yukons.
$5.75 | $16.50
Beasts of England
Slow roasted pulled pork drenched in house espresso bbq sauce topped with pickles and house slaw. Served on a Tuscan slider bun
$5.75 | $16.50
$6 | $17
The Cow King
Spicy beef patty topped with caramelized onions, roasted red peppers, and blue cheese vinaigrette. Served on a Tuscan slider bun
$6 | $17
$8.75 | $25.50
Leviathan's revenge ***Weekends only***
Grilled fresh house-made tuna patty prepared with cilantro, crushed red pepper, fresh jalapeño, mayo, lemon juice, and cilantro, topped with arugula. Served on a Tuscan slider bun
$8.75 | $25.50
Tidbits
$6.25 | $7.5
Soup of the day
Cup or bowl
$6.25 | $7.5
$5.75
Smashed Yukons (Vegan)
Fried and smashed Yukon potatoes served with a side of garlic aioli.
$5.75
$6.50
Fried Brussels Sprouts (Vegan)
Golden fried Brussels Sprouts served with a curried aioli.
$6.50
$5.75
Texas Slaw (Vegan)
Housemade Texas style coleslaw
$5.75
$6.25
Quinoa Salad (vegan)
Quinoa salad with dried cranberries, red onions and avocado tossed in a citrus vinaigrette.
$6.25
$6.25
House Salad (Vegan)
Arugula salad with radish, sunflower sprouts, tossed in house pepperoncini vinaigrette.
$6.25
$12.50
The Big Salad
Two small salads put together; house or quinoa
$12.50
Add Grilled chicken | Fried chicken | Fried Seitan $2
Add Steak | Shrimp $4.50
$15.75
Team 3 star
Your choice of 3
$15.75
Smashed Yukons | Fried Brussels Sprouts | Quinoa
Salad | House Salad | Texas Slaw | Cup of soup